Take a break: Jokes & Fun - Employee Vs Boss

Take a break: Jokes & Fun - Employee Vs Boss

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

$incerely Your$,
Marian $hih------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----


The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

Dear Marian

I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager


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Take a break: Fun & Jokes - General Joke 2

Take a break: Fun & Jokes - General Joke 2


Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I  born lo !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher:  Where were you born?
Student:   Singapore , Sir.
Teacher:  Which part?
Student:   All of me ma....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'




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Take a break: Fun Jokes - 111 James bond

Take a break: Fun Jokes - 111 James bond.

Question:
If 007 is James bond... what is 111 ?

Answer:
Binary James bond !

Explanation:
It is because the binary number of decimal 7 is 111. In mathematic, decimal 007 is equal to 7.

Take a break: Jokes & Fun - USA letter

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George Bush

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama Bin Laden is still
alive', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded
message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleeza Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could
solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, and then to MI6 in London.
Eventually they asked the Mossad (Israeli intelligence) for help.

Within a minute the Mossad emailed the White House with this reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down.

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Take a break: Jokes & Fun - General Joke 1

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Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali:Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo.

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo.

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu p otong aahh... lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa.

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..
Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........



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Take a break: Jokes & Fun - Mistakes

If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation...


If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...

 If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake,
It is a new theory...

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation...

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake...

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "MISTAKE"


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