Take a break: Adult Vs Child 2 (Early Bird catches worms - worm's version)

Take a break: Fun Jokes - Adult Vs Child Early Bird catches worms - worm's version

Mum is very frustration about her lazy child so she decided to nurture some good habits to her child.

Mum: Look! Your friend, Tom, is so hard-working and always wake up early to prepare his work. His mum always feel proud of it.
Xaivier: Hmmm... I think that is why I don't see Tom again.

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Take a break: Adult Vs Child 3 (Early Bird catches worms - Bird's version)

Take a break: Fun Jokes - Early Bird catches worms - Bird's version

Xaivier : Mum, why do we need to wake up early every morning? It is so tiring.
Mum : My child, have you ever heard the saying "early bird catches worms"? That is a good habit that keep us survive in this competitive world until today.

Xaivier: But... My friend, the Owl, who has spent all his day time for sleep, still survive.
Mum : ...

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Take a break: Adult Vs Child 6 (Saying)

Take a break: Fun Jokes - Adult Vs Child 6 (Saying)

In the phone,

Teacher: Sir, frankly speaking, your son never focus during the class. He just keep drawing something during the class.
Father: Is it? I need to do something about this.

Father: Look! Why you didn't give any attention during your class?
Xaivier: Because I am trying to understand all the teaching.

Father: But your teacher said you even did see what he had written on the white board.
Xaivier: Dad, don't you hear the saying: "I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. But if  I do and I understand". Therefore, I have tried my best to understand every class without forget anything or just remember it only. I will truly understand it in the end.

Father: ...

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Take a break: Adult Vs Child 5 (Early Bird catches worms - Hunter's version)

Early Bird catches worms - Hunter's version

Son: Dad, why we need wake up so early to go to jungle??
Dad: Early bird catches worms, don't you heard it before?





Son: Yup, I know. But... Why the worms want to wake up so early?
Dad: ...


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Take a break: Adult Vs Child 4 (Tom is Mary?)

Tom is Mary?

In the business class, a student ask his teacher.

Student: Sir, in what condition the Tom is Mary but the Mary is not Tom?

Teacher: When they are married. As a husband, Tom should give everything he has to her wife, Mary.
Student: Wrong.



Teacher: When Tom is died, so everything of Tom will be possessed by Mary and Mary is Tom.
Student: Wrong again.

Teacher: So, what is the answer?
Student: In the business, Tom is Mary, because Time is Money.

The business teacher is sent to the hospital after that.



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Take a break: Adult Vs Child 1(Three or five?)

Take a break: Fun Jokes - Adult Vs Child 1(Three or five?)
 

Mum: If I give you 5 apples then you give 2 of them to your friends, how many apples will you have?
Xaivier: Five.

Mum: No, listen carefully. If I give you 5 apples then you give 2 of them to your friends, how many apples will you have?
Xaivier: Five.

Mum: OK, let's try it again. If I give you 5 pens then you give 2 of them to your friends, how many pens will you have?
Xaivier: Three.

Mum: Good. Now if I give you 5 apples then you give 2 of them to your friends, how many apples will you have?
Xaivier: Five!

Mum: Where do you get five apples from?
Xaivier: Because I will never share my favourite apple with my friends.


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